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Writer's Block: What if calories didn't count?

2009-09-19T00:51:52Z

If a magic genie told you your calories wouldn't count for 24 hours, would it change what and how much you ate that day?

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why would it

go to hell

2009-09-11T10:46:59Z

baby cats

2009-09-10T10:20:52Z

yeah fuck that meme i was doing that was really gay

auroraseafox @ 2009-09-08T22:27:00

2009-09-09T03:27:47Z

Sharing is Caring
For one week, recommend/share:

~~Day one: a song~~
~~Day two: a picture~~
~~Day three: a book/ebook/fanfic~~
Day four: a site
Day five: a youtube clip
Day six: a quote
Day seven: whatever tickles your fancy

http://www.google.com

pretend that i posted this yesterday

2009-09-09T03:26:54Z

Sharing is Caring
For one week, recommend/share:

~~Day one: a song~~
~~Day two: a picture~~
Day three: a book/ebook/fanfic
Day four: a site
Day five: a youtube clip
Day six: a quote
Day seven: whatever tickles your fancy

Glitch City

One day, Ash was walk with Pikachu.

"I am not a strong enough for Pokemon World!" yell Ash, and Ash pull out a Gameshark.

"We shall use a cheatings and make of the stronger!" say Pikachu, as Ash typed the cheats into Gameshark.

Suddenly, Ash had all the Pokemon Badges and his Pokedex was full of all Pokemon!

"This is greatest!" yell Ash, jump up and down.

But suddenly, MissingNo jumped out from the trees.

"I am MissingNo..." say MissingNo, "AND I SHALL MAKE A MISSING FROM YOUR NUMBER!!!!!!!!"

And MissingNo grabbed Ash Gameshark and stamped it to the floor.

"I am borken and cannot make cheatings!" say Gameshark.

"YOU HAVE CHEATED AND I AM HERE TO STOP YOUR CHEATS!" yell MissingNo, and it attacked Ash with a binary data.

Pikachu made a laughing at Ash.

"DO YOU FIND AN AMUSING SITUATION!?!?!" and MissingNo threw binary at Pikachu too.

MissingNo made a laughing at them as they could not free the binary!

"And this shall teach you not to make a cheatings!" say a happy MissingNo, but then MissingNo realised it had been in the world too long!!!

"OH NO I HAVE BEEN IN THE WORLD TOO LONG AND MY GLITCH SHALL SPREAD TO THE CITY!" say MissingNo!

And so the city building walls to turn binary.

The people look as all there Pokemon turn to many gliches.

The glitch bugs danubed across the city.

MissingNo made numbers transform from the Calculator.

The numbers made their danube also.

"I have transformed the glitch!" yell MissingNo, as the city makes a bug.

auroraseafox @ 2009-09-06T02:00:00

2009-09-06T07:04:23Z

Sharing is Caring
For one week, recommend/share:

~~Day one: a song~~
Day two: a picture
Day three: a book/ebook/fanfic
Day four: a site
Day five: a youtube clip
Day six: a quote
Day seven: whatever tickles your fancy

ok

2009-09-05T10:27:26Z

Sharing is Caring
For one week, recommend/share:

Day one: a song
Day two: a picture
Day three: a book/ebook/fanfic
Day four: a site
Day five: a youtube clip
Day six: a quote
Day seven: whatever tickles your fancy

kitten update

2009-08-28T07:25:51Z

they're about 3 weeks old now, able to sit up & walk around a little bit.

i've been taking them out & letting them roam around on my bed at least twice a day as of late. they'll either play with each other or snuggle up next to me or try to wonder off the bed (asshole kitty does this the most)

i took this a few days ago while i was watching king of the hill!

HOLY SHIT EDIT!!!!: this morning they figured out that they can easily leave the box now uh-oh!!!!!!

Writer's Block: Tips for a Beautiful Body

2009-08-24T10:20:03Z

What’s your best tip for a beautiful body?

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dont be fat

my best friend has been at my house all week here is a story

2009-08-20T01:35:56Z

AUWA!!! says:
i have a story 4 u
Fiz says:
tell me
AUWA!!! says:
ok so
my friend's dad found a lost parakeet at his workplace
& no one claimed it so he took it home
Fiz says:
keet
AUWA!!! says:
so we went by her house today so she could check on her cat & her dogs
& we went to check on the bird & it was gone
Fiz says:
oh no
AUWA!!! says:
& we thought maybe it got out so we were looking for it
but we couldnt find it
so she called her mom
& it turns out the bird died last night
because her mom took its cage into the kitchen while she was cooking
& it got too hot from all the heat from the stove
& her mom was really sad so my friend was like
"mom i'll get you another parakeet that looks exactly like the other one"
"because they're only like $10"
Fiz says:
lmfao
AUWA!!! says:
& her mom was like "NO NOTHING WILL EVER REPLACE PARRY!!!"
even though she only had it for like a day
& parakeets have the personality of wet newspaper
Fiz says:
lmfao

help?????

2009-08-17T05:18:08Z

ok look at this little shithead right here

do you see how he is crying nonstop & trying to climb out of the box because he has been doing this a lot lately

i will pick him up & put him back near his mom or his siblings & he'll stay for awhile but then he'll wonder off & do it again i don't understand

he doesn't seem to be sick or in pain or anything so why is he doing this???

more kittens

2009-08-09T02:50:23Z

got to get a few more pictures & a closer look while i was changing their bedding

Kitten #1
Gender: ??? (wouldn't let me look, that jerk!!!!)
Color: Black & White
- Oldest kitten
- Nothing interesting to say about it

Kitten #2
Gender: Male
Color: Black & White (white with black spots)
- Second oldest
- Is a jackass, constantly tries to fight with the other kittens

Kitten #3
Gender: Male?
Color: Black & White (Tuxedo)
- Second youngest
- My favorite one because it looks so much different from the others & sort of looks like my other cat (Smokey)

Kitten #4
Gender: Female?
Color: Black & White
- Youngest kitten
- Most likely a runt
- Looks almost identical to #1, the only real difference being that the black is separated on the back of its neck, while on #1 it's all attached.

oh & here's a vid now go away

the kittens were born today

2009-08-07T03:26:52Z

I predicted that they would arrive on the 6th at the earliest, but I didn't expect that to actually be the day they'd be born!!!

Around 12 PM, Onyx/Greg Jr. started acting odd, meowing strangely, purring really loudly, wanting attention, etc.

She picked mom's closet as her nesting place, & we put a huge box in there for her a few days prior.

^ Taken a few hours before labor began. Of course, she ended up rejecting that box & was hell bent on getting into the corner behind it, so we switched it out with a smaller box.

I was stuck in that closet with her for quite a long time; she would not let me out of her sight, & if I got up & left the room she would follow me & throw a fit.

After awhile she stopped giving a shit so I left her alone for awhile & would check on her every once in awhile.

I discovered the 1st kitten at around 4 or 5 PM (i forget exactly when). The second one came shortly after. Didn't witness the actual birth of either of them though.

3rd one arrived 2 hours later, & is the only one that I witnessed the actual birth of.

The 4th & last kitten arrived not too long after, but didn't come along quite as smoothly as the others. Onyx was reluctant to clean it & let it nurse, & she kinda pushed the poor little thing into the corner while I went in the other room for a sec.

It was breathing ok, but when I picked it up to try & move it closer to it's mother, I found that it was still covered in afterbirth & its umbilical cord was still attached. Thankfully she cleaned it off & cut the cord after I placed it closer to her, but still yikes!

Other than that they all seem pretty healthy & are doing ok!

^ Taken as we were getting ready to transfer the kittens into another box.

^ Taken after the transfer.

Writer's Block: Two Truths and a Lie

2009-08-06T15:51:19Z

Post two truths and a lie about yourself as an answer to Writer's Block. Have people guess which is the lie in the comments.

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- I was homeschooled during my high school years.
- My shoe size is 7 1/2.
- I almost tried to kill myself once.

Writer's Block: Fantasy Sports

2009-08-04T13:57:09Z

Imagine you manage a coven of baseball-playing vampires. The Cullen family is really strong this year and you want to bring in a ringer. Which currently active MLB baseball player do you sire?

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what the fuck

Writer's Block: Party Time

2009-07-12T09:12:51Z

What was the last great party you attended?

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what party

Writer's Block: A Few of the Challenges I Face

2009-07-11T05:40:43Z

What challenges stand in the way of your ideal lifestyle? How are you working to overcome them?

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my mommy :(

Writer's Block: My Ideal Life Ten Years from Now…

2009-07-09T19:03:45Z

What does your ideal lifestyle look like 10 years from now?

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i'll be a fat greasy basement dweller

Writer's Block: Fashion Forward

2009-07-09T03:26:34Z

What do you think we'll be wearing twenty years from now?

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we'll all be robots

oh gosh

2009-06-12T22:20:55Z

HONESTY MEME

Writer's Block: Regrets Only

2009-06-05T08:29:13Z

Do you think that animals feel regret?

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how the fuck should i know

stolen from greyg

2009-05-28T23:56:05Z

Comment here & I'll respond with a youtube video that reminds me of you

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Reasons why I think Pokemon HG/SS might suck

2009-05-13T04:50:27Z

I can't believe that I'm going to waste my time with this but a lot of people have been asking me so I might as well explain myself.

TBH a lot of this stems from how much FR/LG sucked.

Think back to the original games for a moment. I'm probably going to get a lot of shit for saying this but the original games were pretty bad. They were incredibly glitchy, some of the game mechanics were terrible, certain moves didn't work like they were supposed to, Psychic pokemon pretty much dominated everything, etc. It was pretty clear that the game developers had absolutely no idea what the fuck they were doing.

But Red & Blue still had a certain charm to them. They were bad, but they were so bad that they were good.

Charm was the main thing that FR/LG lacked. Red & Blue were bad yet charming, FR/LG were just bad.

Even without the same charm that Red & Blue had, it could have been something so much better. But it wasn't.

The only thing that it was was a way to obtain all they pokemon that they were too fucking stupid to include in Ruby & Sapphire. Nothing more.

Yes, I know 3rd gen fucking sucked as a whole but even R/S/E were ten times better than FR/LG.

Now then...

I know GSC is really fucking important to many of you. It's important to me as well. It's widely considered the best in the series & it's where I started.

And now they're going to remake it... what will happen?

Will it suffer the same fate as FR/LG? Will it be amazing & prove me wrong?

A few people have been like "YOU'RE WRONG IT WON'T SUCK IT WILL BE GREAT" & I know it's way too early to assume that it'll be fucking terrible, but at the same time it's way too early to assume that it's going to be good.

I prefer not get my hopes up about it only to be severely disappointed. So that way if it ends up being good I can be pleasantly surprised, but if it sucks then I won't be surprised.

Please avoid the hype if you can, because if I end up being right...

(PS: this is a bad sign)

gosh

2009-05-01T06:16:00Z

o∀o the "sfghfhd shut up jeeze" meme oAo
not actually about shutting up. jeeze.

lol

2009-04-14T08:04:36Z

Pick ANY character of mine and I will tell you their:
01. Full name
02. Best friend
03. Sexuality
04. Favorite color
05. Relationship status
06. Ideal mate
07. Odd Skills/Skills in general
08. Last Amusing Escapade
09. Favorite food
10. Crushes
11. Favorite music
12. Biggest fear
13. Biggest fantasy
14. Quirks
15. Bad habits
16. Biggest regret
17. Best kept secrets
18. Last thought
19. Worst sexual/romantic experience
20. Biggest insecurity

GOOD LUCK WITH THIS BECAUSE I SURE DONT HAVE THAT MANY CHARACTERS THAT I STILL USE LEFT